Hands down
Tonight was the best hookup ever. Holy shit I have never seen someone so visibly turned on in my life. He was moaning and everything. Jesus. Take me back.
April 2012
March 2012
I love Passion Pit. Ugh
I got $20000 in scholarships from Kings College.
How and why.
My ex just grabbed my ass and kissed my cheek.
Whot
Omg my dash just went from kittens to pussies.
Dinner with ex boyfriend.
Let’s see how this goes….
- president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
- peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
- haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
- effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
- haymitch: THAT I'LL
- MAKE A VICTOR
- OUT OF YOOOUUUU
- effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
- cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
- haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
- effie: you are a spineless
- octavia and portia: PALE
- flavius: and pathetic lot
- haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
- SOMEHOW I'LL
- MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
- katniss: um
WOAH I WAS WAY TOO TIRED THIS MORNING TO REALIZE THAT I GAINED FIFTEEN FOLLOWERS.
Hi
my thoughts during school
- me: why
- me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
- me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
- me: whens lunch
- me: the fuck is this
- me: why are you here
- me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
- me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
- me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: ugh
When you're in class bored and start making pervert faces at your friends
HAHAHA YESSSSYou’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEE
Truth
I love screaming so loud when I orgasm. I proved that just now.
Send me a color
see-the-world-through-my-eyes:
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - You’re cool.
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
hehe :D please?
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that's never been seen before.
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
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either this is an old post or someone just posted photos from 2009
either way those koalas are adorable!!!
Ask, anon or not. Why not?
- Have you ever:
- 1) Self harmed?
- 2) Got into a real fight?
- 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
- 4) Tried to commit suicide?
- 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
- 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
- 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
- 8) Accused someone of using you?
- 9) Shoplifted?
- 10) Gotten drunk/high?
- 11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
- 12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
- (Right now) Are you:
- 13) Suicidal?
- 14) Bored?
- 15) Avoiding someone?
- 16) Avoiding some task?
- 17) Depressed?
- 18) Crying?
- 19) Annoyed with a friend?
- 20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
- Do you:
- 21) Get depressed easily?
- 22) Get jealous/envious easily?
- 23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
- 24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
- 25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
- 26) Go out drinking?
- 27) Smoke cigarettes?
- 28) Smoke weed?
- 29) Do any hard drugs?
- 30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
- 31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
- 32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
- 33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
- 34) Believe people deserve second chances?
- 35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
- 36) Think things will get better?
- 37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
- 38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)
- Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
- 39) Long hair OR short hair?
- 40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
- 41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
- 42) Shy OR open?
- 43) Eyes OR body?
- 44) Religious OR non-religious?
- 45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
- 46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
- 47) Piercings OR no piercings?
- 48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
- 49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
- 50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
- Would you:
- 51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
- 52) Smoke weed?
- 53) Smoke cigarettes?
- 54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
- 55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
- 56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
- 57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
- 58) Join a band as a part time activity?
- 59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
- 60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
- 61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
- 62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
- 63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
- 64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
- 65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
- 66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
- 67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
- 68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
- 69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
- 70) Sleep naked?
- You can only choose one:
- 71) Black or Orange?
- 72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?
- 73) Cellphone or Computer?
- 74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?
- 75) Tumblr OR Friends?
- 76) Apple OR PC?
- 77) TV Shows OR Movies?
- 78) Old bands OR new Bands?
- 79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?
- 80) Reading OR Listening to music?
- 81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.
- 82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?
- 83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?
- 84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.
- 85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.
- 86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?
- 87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?
- 88) Shoes OR Shirts?
- 89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?
- 90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.
- Almost over:
- 91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.
- 92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?
- 93) Do you want to travel when you are older?
- 94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?
- 95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?
- 96) Rather be the opposite gender?
- 97) What will you name your son/daughter?
- 98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?
- 99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.
- 100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?
Reblog this and see what you get.
- 1: You’re ugly.
- 2: I hate your tumblr.
- 3: I love your tumblr.
- 4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
- 5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
- 6: You’re hot.
- 7: You’re gorgeous.
- 8: You’re pretty.
- 9: I want your number.
- 10: I’m on your blog often.
- 11: Bacon.
I want a NEWPORT
Oh my GOD
Is it bad...
That I really want either a cigarette or weed? Because I’m really craving it….
Listen
Coldplay - The Scientist
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.
It's kinda sad how I still haven't gotten my birthday present.
It’s been since January. Da fuck
My god there is so much pussy on my dashboard.
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
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I am quite happy with this analysis
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I regret nothing
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Bless
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Well, considering I have a vagina I would say they are correct.
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Budabababa. I’m loving it.
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Welp.
Oop my possible future roommate is really hot.
Don’t make this awkward don’t make this awkward.
